Name Tags

Have you ever met someone at a convention or even the waitress at your local diner and they introduced themselves to you? The more aware they are of their name tag, the more likely they will point to their own name while they are saying it.

“Hi, I’m Jenny. I’ll be your server today.” (points to name on chest)

I wish this was something people got use to. Like what they do when asking for the time.

“Do you know what time it is?” (point to wrist where watch might be)

But not only that, wearing the name tags as well. Then all of a sudden you wouldn’t have to worry about remembering a girls name at a bar while inebriated. You never have to say, “I’m sorry, what was your name again?”

For both sexes this would be a distinct advantage. Especially when you are eight drinks in, and can’t remember what the naked person underneath you is named. And even if you do know, you might accidentally call out the wrong name. It sure would be an inappropriate time to ask for their name and certainly you can’t just go about screaming multiple names until you go it right.

“Oh! Jenny!(?)” (thrust) “Oh! Stacey!(?)” (thrust) “Oh! Carmen!(?)” (thrust) “Oh! Haley!(?)”

You probably would get it all wrong anyway. With the use of a name tag you can look down and scream out in climax to ensure a safe delivery every time.